MIKEY MCCORRY

Okay, I think it's a double wacky beer kinda night. This one's a So Juicy Right Meow Hazy Double IPA by @churbrewing (and Clyde!) #C64 #RetroGaming pic.twitter.com/nLqyVnjBhY

Okay, I think it's a double wacky beer kinda night. This one's a So Juicy Right Meow Hazy Double IPA by churbrewing. instagram.com/p/CBDQ3T9nQ8y/…

I also thinK I can't type properly. Damn you Twitter for not letting me pedantically correct my typos! *shakes fist at Twitter* ... There...

I think I'm finally going to play Dear Esther tonight. After this beer (8.5% ABV!) I thing I'm up for a bit of artsy-fartsy, whimsical naval gazing.

Thanks to the Queen for having a birthday (albeit in April) and giving us a long weekend after a long week. To celebrate old Liz, I'm kicking off with this Mix Tape IPA by @garageproject in NZ (and a spot of #C64 to boot!) #RetroGaming #beer 🍺🕹️ pic.twitter.com/uy4ueKUP0g

Tonight's wacky beer (while waiting for my pizza to cook) is the Drink Yesterday Hazy IPA No. 4 by churbrewing. Luverly! instagram.com/p/CAuWSnLH9P0/…

I'm sure this article is very interesting, but all I can think of is HOW CAN I GET ME ONE OF THOSE GIANT BEERS!? pic.twitter.com/TXBMwTPzTk

I wish I could share more frequent updates on the film adaptation of @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN’s seminal METAL GEAR SOLID... But❗️I can share this codec from the legends @DavidBHayter, @4pauleiding & @christophran as we celebrate MGS and try to make the world whole again. #MGSQUARANTINE pic.twitter.com/6AE9qLL74v

Okay, I think I've worked out this whole football season thing. The season is cancelled right up until 25 September, then ALL teams scramble on the field simultaneously to play the most EPIC game of footy EVER. We'll call it the GRAND Grand Final. What say you all?

I suggest we start up new internet, all move over there, but not tell TikTokers. Yes? news.avclub.com/people-are-jus…